[鬼翻譯] 看Reddit學英文！兩句話超短篇恐怖故事６

1.
我的最後一個願望是希望我爸可以活過來。
For my last wish, I wished my dad to be alive again.

我站在他的墳墓上笑著，想像著他一邊尖叫一邊對著棺材蓋拳打腳踢，就如同我前兩次許願讓他活過來時一樣。
I stood atop his grave and smiled, imagining him screaming and clawing at his coffin lid as he did the two previous times I wished him back.

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2.
「恭喜妳，又是一位男孩。」
“Congratulations, it’s another boy.”

護士疲累地將第14號嬰兒放下，而全場的人都在猜想我身體裡究竟還有幾個胎兒。
The nurse wearily handed off baby #14, and everyone wondered how many more would come out of me.

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3.
我女兒跟我說：「我好興奮今天要去找奶奶玩了！」
My daughter told me "I'm excited to visit grandma today!"

「是呀，妳肯定會玩得很愉快的。」我一邊說著，一邊將她脖子上的套索拴緊。
"Oh yes, you'll have tons of fun," I said tightening her noose.

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4.
自從出車禍後我陷入了昏迷，不能走動也不能說話，但我太太仍然每天都來陪伴我。
Ever since the accident I've been in a coma, unable to move or talk, but my wife visits every day to keep me company.

我只能祈求上帝讓我有辦法告訴她關於床蝨的事。
I just wish to god I could tell her about the bedbugs

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5.
自從我在公園裡摔了一跤後，我的眼睛一直抽搐扭動著。
Ever since I fell in the park, my eye has been twitching and straining.

但是我也害怕把針抽出來的後果。
But I’m scared of what will happen if I pull the needle out.

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6.
我兒子跟我說他愛睡覺是因為他完全記得所夢到的一切。
My son told me that he loves to sleep because he remembers everything that he dreams about.

昨天他割掉了他的眼皮以防止自己睡著。
Yesterday he cut his eyelids off so that he wouldn't fall asleep.

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7.
還是好癢呀。
The itch is still there

可惜已經沒有皮膚可以抓了。
Too bad there is no more skin to scratch

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8.
「媽，我的床底下有人！」我兒子說著，我一邊憋笑一邊讓他帶我到他房間裡。
“Mom, there’s someone under my bed!”, our son said, and I tried not to laugh as he led me to his room.

我們原本是要來場精彩的惡作劇，但是現在待在床底下的人並不是我丈夫。
We’d come up with a great prank, but the man waiting under the bed wasn’t my husband.

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9.
煙霧環繞著我，而我只能勉強看到告示牌上說著：「警告：發生火災時請勿乘坐電梯。」
As the smoke surrounded me, I just managed to read the sign that said "Warning: Do not use the elevator in case of a fire"

我嘆了口氣，依然按了電梯鈕，然後坐回我的輪椅上等著電梯。
I sighed, and pushed the button anyways, and sat back in my wheelchair waiting for the elevator to arrive.

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10.
把那一堆頭髮從浴缸的排水孔裡拔出來還真是噁心，但接著我居然找到了牙齒。
It was gross pulling all the hair out of the bath's plug hole, but then I found the teeth.

媽的勒，網站上明明說用強酸就可以溶解所有東西的！
Dammit, the website said the acid would dissolve EVERYTHING！

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